August 2012
1 post
Aug 7th
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July 2012
1 post
Jul 13th
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May 2012
8 posts
May 24th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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transformfeminism: nerf-car: hey i just met you and this is crazy but here’s my number so call me beep me if you wanna reach me relevant.
May 9th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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Tomorrow we remember the Battle of Hogwarts
Tomorrow is May 2nd, the day the battle of Hogwarts 14 years ago. The day that Harry, Ron and Hermione snuck back into Hogwarts and destroyed the Horcruxes. The day that Harry finally defeated Voldemort. We remember everyone who fought in the war and all those who died. Fred Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Colin Creevey, Severus Snape and more. May we raise our wands to those who fought...
May 2nd
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April 2012
16 posts
Apr 30th
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1 tag
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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BEST IN THE WEST omfg okay i called it
Apr 24th
2 tags
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 15th
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both the maine & the cab are coming to austin within the next week but i’m buying spurs playoff tickets instead
Apr 11th
1 tag
schlitterbahn just emailed me and told me to set up an interview lol k
Apr 10th
going to have a summer job for the first time ever this is weird
Apr 10th
my babies are the best in the west and by babies i mean spurs
Apr 7th
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jesscats: josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
Apr 5th
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sigh sigh i have to overload into microbiology lab and possibly microbiology
Apr 1st
March 2012
12 posts
jfc i can’t stand my roommate sometimes
Mar 31st
i start working at the front desk on monday…better late than never
Mar 31st
i just want this week to be over
Mar 28th
4 tags
Mar 25th
4 notes
really anxious to set up this interview…
Mar 24th
Mar 24th
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missing THG premiere because i’m sick (which is fine because i didn’t really want to see it) but i have to sit here and study for my cal II exam instead
Mar 22nd
teacher: its time to watch a movie
students: yay
teacher: bill nye the science guy
students: YES HFUCKYUBDHXUJHNIUFHDIjYAGEYSBYSYSUBBUIIKYDYSBUYGSUYDyrhUYSBNSYUHDYU
a riot begins as one student stands on a table and conducts the class, creating an eight part harmony rendition of the bill nye theme song
Mar 20th
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hopingly: hey i just met you and this is crazy but i’m already naming our children and i’m already coordinating the colours of our wedding and i picked out a house for us in the city  so call me maybe
Mar 20th
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teacher: you will be assorted into groups
me: oh ok
and then i work with the other kid who doesn't talk much and we get to know each other and find out we have similar interests and vow to talk more and then we start texting each other and it becomes the highlight of our days and every friday we go to see that genre of movie we both love and then one day after said movie we get caught in the rain and we can't catch a taxi so we end up having to run to a bus stop but it's raining really hard so they take a newspaper from the side of the street and drape it over our heads and it's shitty and not even working but we're laughing so hard we don't even care and when we finally get to the bus stop we are panting and laughing and wet and then they turn to me and smile and i smile and they take me by the cheeks and murmur some inside joke and we laugh and then we kiss and then eighty years later we're happily married with 2.8 children and all our dreams came true but oh fuck we forgot to hand in our group Science project didn't we.
Mar 20th
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mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are you dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
Mar 20th
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Mar 12th
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February 2012
3 posts
sometime between march 10-17 i’m doing it :)
Feb 24th
Feb 22nd
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new tumblr because i deactivated my other one, yay
Feb 12th